Rakesh's movie talk
Scorpion King, The (2002)
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Hollywood is excited with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. They say he is the new Schwarzenegger. The
action star of this millennium, blah, blah, blah. I say, hold your horses! Its true that The Rock's starring debut bears strong resemblance to Arnold and Conan The Barbarian, but it stops
there. Conan is a much bigger film and Arnold came at the time when such stardom was licked up gratefully after the
realism-drenched decade of 70s. Nothing wrong with the 70s films, I loved them. But fans wanted a bit of escapism and with
a hero like Arnold; they were more than grateful. The Austrian Oak later grew more charismatic and was responsible in starring
in some of the most exciting action and sci-fi movie of that decade and the nineties. So, tough act to follow, right? It is
up to The Rock's choice of career. Now, the movie. The Scorpion King is the kind of film, if in a more experienced directors hand, might have been a good swords
and sorcery yarn alongside the Conan films. While it certainly designed to ride on the success of the Mummy films,
it turned out to be completely different. While the Mummy films are fun and enjoyable a-la Indiana Jones, this film
takes a more serious approach on legends and myth. But it is limited to that theme. The characters are cliched (obligatory
comic relief, inventor, tough ally, and accented bad guy), so all we can look forward for is some slam-bang action and special
effect. The first is okay while the second is disappointing. I am not a fan of wrestling, and I was told that The Rock was the
toughest mother in WWF. I believe it when I saw the action sequences he can certainly invite Arnold for a match (only to lose,
he!he!). He is okay with heavy swords and has the acting caliber of a wooden statue, which is appropriate for films of this
kind. The computer graphics are getting to my nerve these days. I honestly have begun to appreciate those stop-motion techniques
of yesteryears, where a lot of hard physical work was involved. Only the Jurassic Park series managed to make CG
results look real. It worked well on Lord of The Rings, but thats about it. You can spot them miles away, especially
in this film. With a right audience (especially fans of The Rock) this film works. I loved both the Conan films and am an out-of-the-closet
Arnold fan. Since I can't shake myself off from making comparison, I have no choice but to dismiss this film as an inferior
product. Cheap stuff, but works on some level. Good for video rental, anyway. I hope fans of The Rock will apologize me for
that. I am sure he will find a good film that will get better reviews. |
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